Monday, May 14, 2007

The Day Beer Kicked My Ass

So yesterday I homebrewed. By myself, I should add (ahem). And you know what? It sucked. I started at around noon and didn't finish until 9pm. 9PM!!!! That's like twice as long as my normal work day. Granted there's a lot of hurry-up and wait when you homebrew, but still.

Just for the record, lifting a keg with 5 gallons of boiling hot beer in it is not fun, not even close. Neither is trying to lift a keg with 5 gallons of beer out of the bathtub (I think I need a backiotomy).

So next time I brew beer, Jeff Speer (that's right. I called you out), you will be there. Mother's day is for sissies. Yesterday was s'crap.

1 comment:

Jeff said...

Please, please accept my sincerest apologies...beer just move up five spots on my priority list.

The lesson I suppose is (warning: bad rhyme coming) "It takes two to brew."

Readers: commence the projection of spoiled fruit and vegetables.